At last! Never again will I have to wake up in a cold sweat at 2am with the reminder that I have under 100 Newgrounds fans.

I can now obtain a College education, thank you guys.

Obtaining 100 fans has also allowed me to unlock the ability to pee upwards.

The Gorillaz asked me to animate their next music video, but I instead requested to replace their lead singer. They accepted.

I beat Metroid Zero Mission.

Donald Trump called me in for a meeting, in which he asked me to make out with him. He tasted great.

My wife left me.

But I got a better one now! She's cool.

I owe it all to you guys. Thank you. Who knows what'll happen at 200 fans? Maybe I can finally beat Donkey Kong Country.

(also follow my new Twitter since my old one got suspended lol: https://twitter.com/tictacsnack?s=09)