At last! Never again will I have to wake up in a cold sweat at 2am with the reminder that I have under 100 Newgrounds fans.
I can now obtain a College education, thank you guys.
Obtaining 100 fans has also allowed me to unlock the ability to pee upwards.
The Africans have begun recognising me as their king. (Finally!)
The Gorillaz asked me to animate their next music video, but I instead requested to replace their lead singer. They accepted.
I beat Metroid Zero Mission.
Donald Trump called me in for a meeting, in which he asked me to make out with him. He tasted great.
My wife left me.
But I got a better one now! She's cool.
I owe it all to you guys. Thank you. Who knows what'll happen at 200 fans? Maybe I can finally beat Donkey Kong Country.
(also follow my new Twitter since my old one got suspended lol: https://twitter.com/tictacsnack?s=09)